Alright folks here is another list for y'all (yep picked that one up)
1) Even though ocra chips are dried when you start to eat them they are still slimy.
2) Moonshine is illegal, but in a mason jar it is just water.
3) Moonshine is REALLY strong.
4) Ivan and I look incredibly trustworthy. I have been left alone in two houses and handed a pair of car keys.
5) Ivan doesn't like it when I sing Disney songs.
6) Copperhead snakes smell like fresh cut cucumbers before they strike, or when you get close (thankfully I do not know this from experience).
7) If a dog is chasing you the best thing to do is to stop and face them (and rural dog owners, some of them, get mad at the cyclists for disturbing their dogs).
8) Squirrels are not cute.
9) Turtles have a hell of a lot of blood in them.
10) Lightening goes both up and down.
11) Moonshine is really strong (wait did I do that already?).
12) The question "do you think it will rain?" will always be followed by a torrential downpour in no less then five minutes.
13) There is always a house at the top of any hill, no matter how tall.
14) And now, because none of my list was really funny, I bring you a joke from Mitch Herbert:
"I saw a wino eating grapes and I was like 'dude, you have to wait.'"
I am incredibly envious of the lightning storms you must be seeing!
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